MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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