I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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