Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So vagazzling was a success
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize