I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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