Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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