if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
