i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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