Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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