I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize