i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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