yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
we should paint friendship bongs
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