i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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