I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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