That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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