i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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