chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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