How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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