i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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