I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
