porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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