taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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