Taylor Swift is so right about you.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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