Define "chronic" masturbator.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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