It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Just pee around me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Holy shit dude........stairs
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