He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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