How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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