My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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