I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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