I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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