i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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