And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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