Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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