WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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