Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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