just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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