Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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