Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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