Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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