Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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