I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you inspire me to be a worse person
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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