Where did you get a picture of my penis
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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