I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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