I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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