oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
3 2 1 whiskey
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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