I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so let's talk penis.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
