I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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