Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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