I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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