Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My vagina just clenched in fear
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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