id be glad to
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
