I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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