omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
