I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
is it fun? or sober?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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