I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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