sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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