this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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