So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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