Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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